OK, Chupa Chups, Give Us the Best You Got
We’re not trolling. We’re being activists. Think Ford Motor Co. likes it when they get John A. up in their grill? He doesn’t let up until he gets satisfaction. We’re the same way. We learned it from...
View ArticleSomething More Stupid Than TallDave
You thought it wasn’t possible. You were wrong. It is like Jonah Goldriker talking about Battlestar Galactica times a billion. Just note the existence of this link. If you happen to click it, you might...
View ArticleTry Watching This Instead of Lemonade
Goodbye wasteline, and lunch. On a normal TV it is 1 million times creepier. Thanks, G4 a-holes.
View ArticleGavin Takes the Lead
Go here and learn to love Gavin M., the best cobagitation going today. I figured this was worth about 10 Million Cobagitation Points, but PP is the official scorer, so he’ll have to make the decision.
View ArticleWe don’t hate…
…we cobagitate!!! Atrios has a post up about why people hate the A-List bloggers. He list 6 reasons that he supposes. If those are the only choices, I’m going to go with #6: They’re stupid and ugly and...
View Article5 Million Points
My fingers are trembling as I write this because I cannot write this fast enough to proclaim the love I have for AG and also the fact that this means Chuckles will probably hurt/maim/kill himself in an...
View ArticleHappy Fourth of July
So about 230 years ago or thereabouts a bunch of people got together and signed this document: The Declaration of Independence. Whoa, a pretty powerful and extremely radical document. Anyway, with such...
View ArticleAndrew Sullivan is a Bran Muffin
laced with indigestible wood. He makes me want to go to the bathroom. Our Beloved Capt. of the Internets announces that a particular Op-Ed is very persuasive about global warming. I said to myself,...
View ArticlePossibly More Effort Later
but for the first time in a long time, we’d like to link to something we just read. You know, approvingly. We had one quibble, but Andrew Sullivan is on the wrong end of Res Publica’s blunderbuss here....
View ArticleChunkwagon Express
From the Nutter, a la e-mail: “One last thing ….. Democrats have spent five years screaming “They’re coming down on our free speech, Bush = Hitler,” etc. Meanwhile, they can never point to an actual...
View ArticleKitty Kattwood’s Konspiracy Korner
Image hosted by Flickr. Circa November 8th, 2000 Joe Lieberman: “Hah, this means I only have to wait four years to be President!!” September 11, 2001 World: Crap! Karl Rove: (Kaching!!!) Dick Cheney:...
View ArticleWhat a Bunch of Total Cobags
Jizzfizz. Er, Clusterbang. Er, Chundermunch. Er, Wizbang. Read almost any entry if you need to top up on stupid.* *Disclaimer: This has been a Three Bulls! autopost. If in our absence, our posting...
View ArticleFixing the Internets
The internets is brokens. Gavin M. and Retardo are AWOL, notwithstanding poo volcanoes of recent time. Only an homage to their greatness can get the job done. Can we revive them? Let’s try some...
View ArticleJeff Suppan: Stem Cell Expert, 2004 World Series Goat
Game 4 was somewhat of a disappointment tonight. You know, because of the rain and the game not happening and everything. However, I did see a most interesting commercial. It featured a whole bunch of...
View ArticleBeyond Chunderdome
Do your civic duty tomorrow. Make the cobags enter, eat it, leave. In honor of crabcakes:
View ArticleTotally Speechless
Clif has it. Some mistakes, anyone can make. Like accidentally torturing an animal. WTF, Chris Buttars????
View ArticleAn Old Friend
Way back in our unformed infancy, some Freepers were talking some back-sass to Ruth Bader Ginsberg. One, Boudiccia, in particular seemed especially cerebrally spongiformed. What is massively hilarious...
View ArticleDANGER!
More dangerous than møøses. Do not let UC approach the UC head-sploding device. His head will be sploded and it will be a veritable birfday party for chumpwagons. Please do not click the link.
View ArticleThe Fan Has Been Shatted
BREAKING Yikes! Oh noes! What…what…what could happen??? We just got our answer to what the trolls have been up to!!!!!!! To:C.T.Rolly-Pantsalot@climateaudit.com From:"James Inhofe" Subject: RE:Your...
View ArticleConcussion Safety Zone
This is were I live. Falling asleep is not a problem. I know I will be accused of hearing the beeping of my own guilty mecha-heart, however I dismiss these theories for the more mundane one of CRAZY...
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